Happy teachers day!

It's teachers day tomorrow, certainly the only one whom i'll remember is Mrs Shankar. She's the nicest ever teacher whom will hear me out, trust me and put time and effort to me during my teenager days. She's my English teacher for secondary 3 and my form teacher for secondary 4. I used to be a rebellious kid, non of my teachers loves me as a student because of my nonsense. No one cares to hear me out, about how i feel, what i'm going through at that point of time. I remembered i was caned 2 strokes when i'm secondary 4 for fighting at the canteen (Further details you guys might want to enquire NEO JIA WEI) Non of my teachers speak for me, except for Mrs Shankar. She made me feel that there's a ray of light in school (oh really?) or at least someone cares. I'm never noisy during English Lessons, because i don't want to agitate my favourite teacher. I still remember she often communicate with me after class about what i'm going through, helping me solves all my problems. I still remember Mrs Shankar even asked me to think of a name for her new baby, and why me? Because she regard me as the big boss of the class HAHA (for being noisy or troublesome) Every year without fail, i would visit her or if i can't make it i would sms her. The nice her still remembers me, and even asked me out for a coffee. I remembered seeing her at Tampines Mall and she shouts for me, and gave me a hug asking how am i doing. She's the only teacher whom i would never forget in my life. I wished her the very best in my life, may her baby boy grow up to be someone nice like her too! Truthfully from heart, HAPPY TEACHERS DAY MRS SHANKAR.

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Dirty jokes for the day

1) What is a KISS?
It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION.

2) Latest Statistics: What men do after sex? 2% eat. 3% smoke cigarettes. 4% take shower.5% go to sleep. 86% get up and go back home to their wives.

3) Why is your dick better than a credit card?
1.Once spent recharges itself.
2.It is accepted worldwide.
3.You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.

4) LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neighbor's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it 's salty!!!


5) A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.

6) A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN: No,I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.

7) Women top 5 lies:
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I ca n't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!

8) A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.

9) What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!

10 ) Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".

11) Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say
"TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".

12) What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain??
Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.

13) AGES OF VAGINA:
&n bsp; -16 to 19 BRAND NEW.
-20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
-29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
-37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR
-46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION
-56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK
-61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!!!!!!!

14) MUM: Didn't I tell you if stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him : DON'T STOP!!!!"

15) GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES
9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!!
7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
6 INCHES - OH PERFECT
5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
4 INCHES - PUSH MORE
3 INCHES - IS THAT IN???
2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!

I was too tired to blog yesterday, i reached home at 9pm and got knock out till 12 noon today. There was one very sad case during my shift on duty yesterday. We had received a call from complainant that a snake had bitten a girl, they need assistance. Nevertheless, resource went there and caught the snake, bringing it back to station. About an hour or so, we received a call from hospital that the little girl was in critical condition because the snake is poisonous. The doctor wants us to take a picture of the snake and MMS it to him for verification. The snake is about one metres long, it might not be huge but it's poisonous. Unlike what my seniors caught which is a python that is 4metres long, it might be huge, but it's not poisonous. Hope that the little girl had pull through. Will be back to station to check out for her condition tonight. God bless.

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Pretty bored today, because it's raining the whole day. Got to work tomorrow in the morning, hopefully i won't see the 'cheebong' face. Time to turn in soon, getting tired easily these days, think i'm old already.. hahaha!

The true facts about National Service and Working Society

Sometimes i just don't understand why do people sign on to become a regular. I mean if you wanna sign on, you got to be the one that is sitting very high otherwise you might want to forget about it. Why do i say so? No matter what things you do, the higher rank is always right. Just like you don't correct your boss in a office, if your boss disagrees with you, the right things you've done would be a wrong thing as a junior. I supposed all high ranks or high post would be sh*t talkers who can't lose their bloody gold skin-ed face. All they do is to talk, and hokkien we call it [chui gong lampa song] If you've study so much or i supposed you join the force or company just earlier than me, F*CK YOU UNDERSTAND, i wont lay my hats down and say SORRY SIR. Too bad i'm serving National Service or i would have throw a letter right on your face. I thought those who study more would do more things as they have more experience in their thick skull. The reality in life is the higher rank or post you are, the lesser things you do. You just merely joined my team so don't ever try to change my working style. Don't try to be a "somebody" just because you think you are, you're nobody whom all our NSmen agrees. You should know who you are, the one wearing spectacles with a gay face. God made Adam and EVE not Adam and STEVE, if you wan me to obey you than go look into a mirror before you talk. I shall not even care bout you today onwards. [A minute spent in anger is 60 seconds of happiness lost]


Below is a very true story about working under BIG FCUKS:

Lesson One: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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Lesson Two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey. "But I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull."They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Management Lesson: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Lesson Three: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Management Lesson: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


Ain't it very true?

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Congratz to bai zan ji for regaining your freedom after so many many days of count down ;) Sorry to hear that from you bt, deepest condolences & most importantly stay strong like you used to. Got to go get ready for work tonight, yet another 13hours.

Went over bq with nix to meet bd,wm and ce. Don't know where to settle down so we went wild for a bottle. Seriously the bottle there is way too expensive, probably my last time visiting there. Soon later ch joined us, finished up the bottle and move on to access room for round two(bai was there too!) I would say it was nice to see them, and i really missed the guys. Initially i just intend to chill out but turn out to be drunk. Was so god damn tired that i couldn't wake up for work and end up taking leave. Now i'm experiencing hang-over, guess i would be better on the bed for now.

Had breakfast at 820, went to Beng Wee's house for mj after that. Was sort of down in luck today, after recent winnings haha. Everyone got to book in for AHM tomorrow, raymond got confined for life-range or something. So, i'm so alone at home on a SATURDAY night, gawt. Had a smoke with Eric today, it's been a while ever since those good old days. Anyway tomorrow is shift-1, which means no late night for me today. Think i shall continue to rot and than decompose on my bed.


Created by non-smokers, Foxtrot Yankee!

Just watched this 2 shows, which i think
it's actually quite nice. Check it out.

Woke up with a very bad stomachache,
actually bomb the toilet thrice. Now
guess what? I'm super hungry, and i ate
twisties. Than i saw a scratch card, win
a trip to bla bla bla, AND GUESS WHAT?
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I never strike. Cheebye.
Anyway check this out,
a very good message send to everyone.

Just watched this very old movie, was very touching which i almost dropped my tears. Dudes who wanna watch can pass me your thumb drives :)

Went ray's house to mahjong, won a little that was enough to cover my dinner, my supper and ktv muahahahaha. After ktv, went over to pongol nasi-lemak and than back to home and sleep. Received a called from ray, asking me where to take MC. Early in the morning wake me up, asking me where to chao-keng, but i guess he asked the right person :x He got mc covered today, which i agree it's the right way, BO KENG BUAY CHOOT PENG (because compromise is not an option, chao keng is) Time to bring my dog for a walk and than lunch! *poof*

Went Shebangs with melayu, ahpui, thomas and regular for a bottle yesterday night. Was sort of fun cause it's been some time since i last visited bq on my 21st birthday. Bai called me later on and i went to O'point for some drinks and singing with him. I've got to admit i really missed the good old days whereby we sing and drink every weekend. Had a heart to heart talk with him, still he was still pissed with me for the past half yr or so. I'm still persistent that i did not forget you guys and i had my own reasons which i hope you guys could understand. I did not regret but i'm sorry, maybe i should learn how to prioritize my stuffs. He told me to finish the drinks and let the past be bygones. I had some very good time yesterday night, a sensational night i would say, lots of memories, emotions running in me. Last but not least, give me a treat if you wan Nicole's number, Mohd Sebast bin yong. Hahaha! :x

Was supposed to work today but i was "sicked", therefore i went to consult a doctor. I was granted a day of MC and 1 week light duty haha! Therefore today was a super nice sleeping off for me, had dinner with Lieutanant Chua at techno. Now waiting for melayu and fat ray before we head off to boat quay for some drinks.

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