The true facts about National Service and Working Society

Sometimes i just don't understand why do people sign on to become a regular. I mean if you wanna sign on, you got to be the one that is sitting very high otherwise you might want to forget about it. Why do i say so? No matter what things you do, the higher rank is always right. Just like you don't correct your boss in a office, if your boss disagrees with you, the right things you've done would be a wrong thing as a junior. I supposed all high ranks or high post would be sh*t talkers who can't lose their bloody gold skin-ed face. All they do is to talk, and hokkien we call it [chui gong lampa song] If you've study so much or i supposed you join the force or company just earlier than me, F*CK YOU UNDERSTAND, i wont lay my hats down and say SORRY SIR. Too bad i'm serving National Service or i would have throw a letter right on your face. I thought those who study more would do more things as they have more experience in their thick skull. The reality in life is the higher rank or post you are, the lesser things you do. You just merely joined my team so don't ever try to change my working style. Don't try to be a "somebody" just because you think you are, you're nobody whom all our NSmen agrees. You should know who you are, the one wearing spectacles with a gay face. God made Adam and EVE not Adam and STEVE, if you wan me to obey you than go look into a mirror before you talk. I shall not even care bout you today onwards. [A minute spent in anger is 60 seconds of happiness lost]


Below is a very true story about working under BIG FCUKS:

Lesson One: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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Lesson Two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey. "But I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull."They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Management Lesson: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Lesson Three: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Management Lesson: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


Ain't it very true?

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